Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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