porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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