i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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