well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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