The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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