I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just pee around me
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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