Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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