i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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