Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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