no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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