What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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