with your own penis?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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