We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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