I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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