Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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