last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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