I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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