i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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