I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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