She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Come share oat with me in your robe
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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