I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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