She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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