one word: firstdatebathroomanal
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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