C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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