Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
