So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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