No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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