Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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