on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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