On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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