After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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