some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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