in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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