Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
