Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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