there's paper in my vomit.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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