she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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