So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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