and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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