kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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