Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We are all done wearing pants today
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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