Just mADE A PArabola og urine
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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