super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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