would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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