Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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