i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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