While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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