Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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