the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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