Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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