i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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