Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
