uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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