people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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